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is a large piece of cloth that ensures safety and protects from monsters and murderers in the nighttime.

is not warm. We are. It just holds it in.

Blankets are not warm. We are. They just hold it in.

warmth

is not something that makes you warm; you make yourself warm. The blanket just provides insulation.

Blankets don’t make you warm; you make yourself warm. The blanket just provides insulation.

You are actually what keeps your blanket warm

is not something that keeps you warm, rather you keep the blanket warm.

is not actually able to warm you up. It just slows the cooling down of your body.

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