blanket, n.All

Blanket is just really really loose clothes

A Blanket is not warm. We are. It just holds it in.

A Blanket is not actually able to warm you up. It just slows the cooling down of your body.

A Blanket is not something that makes you warm; you make yourself warm. The blanket just provides insulation.

A Blanket is a large piece of cloth that ensures safety and protects from monsters and murderers in the nighttime.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?Oh sheet

Couples with silk sheets have sex an average of 4.25 times a week, twice as much as couples with cotton sheets.

The Blanket you keep warm, not it you.

A Blanket is not something that keeps you warm, rather you keep the blanket warm.

What did the blanket say to the bed?I've got you covered

A Blanket is a big square scarf.