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is not a good sport for someone with attention deficit disorder.

Boomerangs and attention deficit disorder don’t mix.

is the perfect gift for a woman who returns everything.

The perfect gift for a woman who returns everything is a boomerang.

is Australia's chief export (and then import).

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

A boomerang is just a frisbee for lonely people.

is really anything at all if you throw it upwards.

Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.