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is a mode of transportation in which there are only two emotions: boredom and terror.

There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.

is a modern vehicle invented to make the world smaller.

is an unfortunate invention that did away with distant relatives.

's said to have abolished frontiers, but it is only since the airplane became a serious weapon that frontiers have become definitely impassable.

We were once told that the aeroplane had abolished frontiers... actually it is only since the aeroplane became a serious weapon that frontiers have become definitely impassable.

is responsible for the fact that there's no such thing anymore as a distant relative.

With today's jet travel, there's no such thing as a distant relative.

is to thank for the fact that we can have breakfast in Los Angeles, lunch in New York, dinner in London, and baggage in Rome.

AIRPLANE With modern jets you can have breakfast in Los Angeles, lunch in New York, dinner in London, and baggage in Rome.

is so swift that it enables one to have dinner in New York and heartburn in Los Angeles.

Airplane travel is so swift that it enables you to have dinner in New York and heartburn in Los Angeles.

is the only place where you cannot walk out on a dull movie.

An airplane is the only place where you cannot walk out on a dull movie.

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