bubble wrap

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is proof that humans strive to destroy that which is meant to protect.

Bubblewrap proves that humans strive to destroy that which is meant to protect.

is less fun to pop when you realize you're just slowly releasing toxic Chinese factory air into your home.

Knowing that you're slowly releasing toxic Chinese factory air into your home makes popping bubble wrap a lot less fun

is a thing we buy at the post office so that they dont wreck our package. Effectively, they make money by being careless.

We buy bubble wrap and package insurance from the post office so that they dont wreck our package. They make money by being careless.

is a product that can only be manufactured by people with amazing self-control