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Did you hear about that new sub-genre of hip-hop called Bubble Rap?It sounds a lot like pop

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Why'd the rap group get arrested?Conspiracy to commit a rhyme.

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Did you hear about the new rap group made up of politicians?They're called Hip-hocrisy

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Do you know DJ Salad's catch phrase?Lettuce turnip the beat

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Why was the dragon so good at rapping?Every time they open their mouth they be spittin' fire

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Who is Reddit's favorite rapper?Repost Malone

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Why did the freestyle rapper quit using cocaine?Because he was constantly thinking about his next line

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Why did Jay-z train to be an orthopedic surgeon?Because ain't nobody better at hip op

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What are the two eras of modern rap?Pre Malone and Post Malone

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What do the elves listen to while they work?Gift rap music

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Why was Tekashi69 happy about going to prison?He might be the first mumble rapper to complete a sentence

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