Did you hear about that new sub-genre of hip-hop called Bubble Rap?It sounds a lot like pop
Why'd the rap group get arrested?Conspiracy to commit a rhyme.
Did you hear about the new rap group made up of politicians?They're called Hip-hocrisy
Do you know DJ Salad's catch phrase?Lettuce turnip the beat
Why was the dragon so good at rapping?Every time they open their mouth they be spittin' fire
Who is Reddit's favorite rapper?Repost Malone
Why did the freestyle rapper quit using cocaine?Because he was constantly thinking about his next line
Why did Jay-z train to be an orthopedic surgeon?Because ain't nobody better at hip op
What are the two eras of modern rap?Pre Malone and Post Malone
What do the elves listen to while they work?Gift rap music
Why was Tekashi69 happy about going to prison?He might be the first mumble rapper to complete a sentence