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is a place where you lose a hundred dollars in a slot machine and shrug your shoulders, then lose one dollar in a Coke machine and swear like crazy.

A casino is a place where you lose a hundred dollars in a slot machine and shrug your shoulders, then lose one dollar in a Coke machine and swear like crazy.

is a gaudy smoke-filled den presided over by men with no necks and patronized by busloads of congenital optimists.

A gaudy smoke-filled den presided over by men with no necks and patronized by busloads of congenital optimists.

is strange. You put down five dollars. They spin the wheel, take your money, and tell you what a good time you're having.

Casino gambling is strange. You put down five dollars. They spin the wheel, take your money, and tell you what a good time you're having.

is a place where the ATM is the only machine that you can count on giving you money.

is based on a simple cardinal rule: keep them playing and keep them coming back. In the end, they'll get it all.

is a place that sells dreams for cash, like robbing a bank with no cops around.

Running a casino is like selling dreams for cash, like robbing a bank with no cops around.

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