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is an ugly way to put it. It's preferable to think of it as outsourcing one's sex life.

Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life.

is wrong, even if it is the world of its victory.

It is wrong to cheat, even if it is the world of its victory.

is universal among men --- eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

is not always wrong --- It is fair and just to cheat the cheater.

It is fair and just to cheat the cheater.

is in man's nature --- every man cheats in his way, and he is only honest who is not discovered.

Tis my opinion every man cheats in his way, and he is only honest who is not discovered.

is dangerous --- A man can die from a good poker hand - if it's too good, like five aces.

A man kin die from a good poker hand - if it's too good, like 5 aces.

is justifiable --- If a thing is worth having, it’s worth cheating for.

is often wise --- One should always play fairly ... when one has the winning cards.

One should always play fairly ... when one has the winning cards.