baby, n.Dad Jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Day scare centers

Why are baby goats fun to play with?They’re always kidding around

How did the astronaut get her baby to go to sleep?She sang it Rocket Bye Baby

What do you call a baby monkey?A chimp off the old block

Why was the baby strawberry crying?Because her parents were in a jam

How do babies cheat on tests?They use crib notes

How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?You rocket

What do you call a baby toad?A toadler

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother

What did the baby corn say to mama corn?Where’s popcorn

What does a baby computer call its father?Data

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?It has a rattle