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An excuse is a lie guarded. Jonathan Swift

is much like the hosts of grasshoppers over Egypt... a general plague that nibbles off the sprout of the eternal, become a corrupting infection among the people.

Just like poisonous fumes over the fields, like the hosts of grasshoppers over Egypt, so excuses and the hosts of them become a general plague that nibbles off the sprout of the eternal, become a corrupting infection among the people'with everyone who catches it there is always one more excuse available for the next person.

is rampant among man. Some men spend half their lives telling what they are going to do, and the other half explaining why they didn't do it.

Some men spend half their lives telling what they are going to do, and the other half explaining why they didn't do it.

excuses only satisfy the one's that make them.

is a statement given to cover up for a duty not well done, or not done at all.

An excuse is a statement given to cover up for a duty not well done, or not done at all.

is usually a thin skin of falsehood stretched tightly over a bald-faced lie.

An excuse is usually a thin skin of falsehood stretched tightly over a bald-faced lie.

Excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one

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