fart, n.Dad Jokes

Why do farts smell bad?So deaf people can appreciate them too?

Why do the Queen farts not smell?They don't. Noble gases do not react.

How are farts like ninjas?If you see one, something has gone terribly wrong.

Why does James Bond make sure he doesn't fart in bed?Because it would blow his cover

How did they know the fart was especially terrible when someone ran to open a window?Because they were on a submarine

Why did the Queen like to fart?She wanted to produce an air to the throne.

Why should you never light your farts?You could end up with a turd degree burn.

Why did the woman fart after peeing?Because women can't shake it so they need to blow dry.

How are jokes like farts?If you force them, it's probably shit.

What do you call a farting hooker?A prostitoot

How did the Egyptian Pharaohs recognize each other in the market?They had Toot in common

Farts are like children.We're proud of our own but disgusted by other people's

What did Steve Jobs say when he farted?ifarted

Why did the teacher get demoted after farting on his first day?Because he made himself into a mere tooter

Why should you never fart in Apple stores?They don't have Windows.

What do you say when a ghost farts?It passed ghast

Why is it wrong to fart in an elevator?It's wrong on so many levels.

How are excuses like farts?You like the sound of your own, but don't want to hear anyone else's

Why should you never fart while rock climbing?Because it leaves the guy behind you with a horrible ass scent.

Why did the witche like to fart?She loved to cast smells