Become More Interesting With Age

Become Visible Through Use

Gather Dust In The Attic

Improve By Being Slightly Broken

Improve By Having A History

Occupy Space

Reward Reuse

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Norway

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dad joke

collective noun

laziness

one-liner

my wife left me

riddle

multiplication

Irishman

patio

stubbing a toe

slipper

Stormtrooper

ghost

poltergeist

is an exercise in architecture or architectural mood.

My furniture is an exercise in architecture or architectural mood.

is structures to support the human body in various positions.

is of three kinds: antique, modern and comfortable.

There are three kinds of furniture: antique, modern and comfortable.

is yet another thing that wives like to push around.

FURNITURE Furniture is another thing that wives like to push around.

is rarely the only overstuffed thing in the home.

is cumbersome stuff that we fill our rooms with and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge.

The national sport of England is obstacle racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cumbersome furniture, and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge it.

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