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What did the beach say as the tide came in?Long time no sea

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What did King Arthur say to Sir Lancelot as he was leaving the party?“Good knight!”

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What did one invisible man say to the other?“Long time no see.”

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What did the guy say as he walked out of the lollipop store?“So long, suckers.”

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?Nothing, they just waved

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