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Why did the ocean break up with the pondShe thought he was too shallow

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What do you use to cut the ocean?A seasaw

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Why was the ocean a lousy house guest?Because it made a lot of long distance foam calls

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What kind of hair do oceans have?Wavy

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Why is was the ocean always reading the news paperShe wanted to stay current

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Why did the ocean break up with his girlfriend?It didn’t want to be tide down

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What does the ocean spread at Christmas?Good tide-ings

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How do we know that the ocean is friendly?It waves

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?Nothing, they just waved

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Why did the octopus blush?It saw the ocean's bottom

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