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Why did the ocean break up with the pondShe thought he was too shallow
Why did the ocean break up with the pondShe thought he was too shallow
What do you use to cut the ocean?A seasaw
Why was the ocean a lousy house guest?Because it made a lot of long distance foam calls
What kind of hair do oceans have?Wavy
Why is was the ocean always reading the news paperShe wanted to stay current
Why did the ocean break up with his girlfriend?It didn’t want to be tide down
What does the ocean spread at Christmas?Good tide-ings
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?It waves
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?Nothing, they just waved
Why did the octopus blush?It saw the ocean's bottom