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is a place to go to for the company, heaven for the climate.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

is a police institution conceived to inspire fear in this world. But the worst of it all is that it no longer frightens anyone, and therefore it will have to be closed down.

Hell has been conceived as a police institution, to inspire fear in this world. But the worst of it all is that it no longer frightens anyone, and therefore it will have to be closed down. Miguel de Unamuno

is an idea first born on an undigested apple dumpling.

Hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple dumpling. Herman Melville

is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling... and since then perpetuated through the hereditary dyspepsias nurtured by ramadans.

In one word, Queequeg, said I, rather digressively... hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling... and since then perpetuated through the hereditary dyspepsias nurtured by Ramadans. Herman Melville

is an invention derived from the cruelty which is man's very essence. Hell thus stands alongside bullfights and crucifixions as man's very heaven.

Man is the cruelest animal. At tragedies, bullfights, and crucifixions he has so far felt best on earth... and when he invented hell for himself, behold, that was his very heaven. Friedrich Nietzsche

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