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is a condition of the heart not something that comes 'upon the earth' or 'after death'.

The 'kingdom of Heaven' is a condition of the heart not something that comes 'upon the earth' or 'after death.' Friedrich Nietzsche

is a military autocracy and there is no public opinion in it.

The Kingdom of Heaven is a military autocracy and there is no public opinion in it. Anatole France

is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.

Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside. George Bernard Shaw

is a place to go to for the climate, hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

is a place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.

Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.

is by favor... if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out, for, of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable.

Heaven is by favor... if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one. . . that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain. Mark Twain

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb. (Franz Kafka)

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