hole in one

golf

is what an amateur golfer gets when he reaches down to get his ball out of the up and his pants rip.

is an occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.

A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.

is an amazing achievement --- only a remarkable man can live one down.

Only a remarkable man can live down a hole in one.

is not so great --- look at all the exercise you miss and all the golfing you're cheated out of.