pants, n.Dad Jokes

What pants do ghosts wear?BOO jeans

Why would a golfer wear two pairs of pants?In case he gets a hole in one

What kind of pants does a cave explorer wear?Stalac-tights

Which pants make beautiful music?Bell bottoms

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one

Why did the belt get arrested?He held up a pair of pants

Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks?His pants fit him like a glove

Why do firefighters wear red suspenders?To keep their pants up

Why did the pilgrims’ pants keep falling down during Thanksgiving dinner?Because their belt buckles were on their hats

Why don’t chickens wear pantsThere peckers are on their face

Why were the pants brought to the police precinct?They got cuffed