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iphone

is a small, noisy glass case with a teenager attached.

A transistor radio is a small, noisy plastic case with a teenager attached.

is a device we develop real emotions for. And this comes as no surprise given that we were raised by a TV and a microwave.

It’s happened: I have developed real emotions for my iPhone. Actually, it’s no surprise, because I was raised by a TV and a microwave.