sheep, n.Dad Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?Sheep

Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?Because he didn’t see the ewe turn

Where do sheep go on vacation?The baaahamas

What kind of car does a sheep drive?Subaaru

Where do sheep get their wool cut?The baa-baa shop

What do you call a sheep with no legs?A cloud

How do you milk sheep?Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it

How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?Very satisfying

Where do sheep go on vacation?The Baaa-hamas

Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticketIt made an illegal ewe turn