judge

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is a law student who grades his own papers.

A judge is a law student who grades his own papers.

is tasked to apply the law to the facts before that judge, not to determine it. As such it is not the heart that compels conclusions in cases.

KYL: Let me ask you about what the president said and I talked about it in my opening statement whether you agree with him. He used two different analogies. He talked once about the 25 miles the first 25 miles of a 26-mile marathon. And then he also said, in 95 percent of the cases, the law will give you the answer, and the last 5 percent legal process will not lead you to the rule of decision. The critical ingredient in those cases is supplied by what is in the judge's heart. Do you agree with him that the law only takes you the first 25 miles of the marathon and that that last mile has to be decided by what's in the judge's heart'

is one who should be looked on rather as a sphinx than as a person - one shouldn't be able to imagine a judge having a bath.

I think a judge should be looked on rather as a sphinx than as a person - you shouldn't be able to imagine a judge having a bath.

is an attorney who's stopped practising law.

A judge is an attorney who's stopped practising law.

is a gentleman invited to sit on the Bench, after a lot of standing at the Bar.

is a law student who marks his own paper.

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