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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?Odor in the court, odor in the court!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?Odor in the court, odor in the court!
Why did the skirt end up in prison?It pleated guilty
How did Mars take Venus to court?It filed a space suit
Why do hamburgers make poor witnesses?They won’t talk no matter how much you grill them