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mailman

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Kangaroos are basically giant anthropomorphic rats

is if you took a dog and added a deer to parts of it

is nature's first abortive effort to produce a cheer leader. A large economy size grasshopper.

is evidence that God made some parts of creation for sheer fun. The largest species of grasshopper known to man is the kangaroo.

KANGAROO God must have made some parts of creation for sheer funhow else would you account for the kangaroo? -Chesterton The largest species of grasshopper known to man is the kangaroo.

is the only female that knows everything she has in her bag without looking

The only female that knows everything she has in her bag without looking is a kangaroo.

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