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Why should you not go outside after it's been raining cats and dogs outside?You might step in a poodle

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What weather do kings love?Reign

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What weather do horses dislike?Rein

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Why'd everyone wear panchos to the music festival?They were told to expect a Lil Wayne

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because their kids have to play inside

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What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?Summer

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