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is always the destroyer of the absolute power it is set up to support, by frequently changing the hands in which they think proper to lodge it.

Armies, though always the supporters and tools of absolute power for the time being, are always the destroyers of it too... by frequently changing the hands in which they think proper to lodge it. Lord chesterfield

is, for the left, filled with morons who just couldn't make it in life and instead ended up in the deserts of iraq. They label America a terrorist nation.

They are, like Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL), believers that the American military is filled with Pol Pot knockoffs and Hitler and Stalin fans... they think, like John Kerry (D-MA), that the military is filled with morons who just couldn't make it in life and instead ended up in the deserts of Iraq. They label America a terrorist nation.

is made up of troops who serve as the steel in the ship of state.

our troops are the steel in our ship of state

is there to do the dirty work for the country. People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

's stupidity is rarely compensated by the beauty of the uniforms.

Stupidity of the military is rarely compensated by the beauty of their uniforms.

is very slow in adopting gender equality. Dogs were let in before women.

is a sham institution --- it suffices only to add "military" to a word for it to lose its meaning. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

It suffices to add "military" to a word for it to lose its meaning. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

is a plant that must be nurtured carefully so that it does not bear fruit.

The military is a plant that must be nurtured carefully so that it does not bear fruit.

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