military, n.All

The Military is a plant that must be nurtured carefully so that it does not bear fruit.

Iceland has a military force of 130 soldiers.

71% of U.S. youth would not currently qualify for military service due to their heath, physical appearance, or educational background.

The Military is there to do the dirty work for the country. People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

The Military is very slow in adopting gender equality. Dogs were let in before women.

The Military is always the destroyer of the absolute power it is set up to support, by frequently changing the hands in which they think proper to lodge it.

Top Gun was produced in collaboration with the Pentagon to rebrand the US military's image post-Vietnam war, and attract new Navy recruits.

The Military is a sham institution — it suffices only to add "military" to a word for it to lose its meaning. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

The Military is made up of troops who serve as the steel in the ship of state.

The Military is, for the left, filled with morons who just couldn't make it in life and instead ended up in the deserts of iraq. They label America a terrorist nation.

What kind of dentist works in the military?A drill sergeant

A Canadian bagpiper was one of the first soldiers to charge the beach on D-Day. He survived because German Snipers thought he was to crazy to shoot

The Military's stupidity is rarely compensated by the beauty of the uniforms.