pedophile

Halloween

is one who thinks ‘Too Young’ is just some chinese girl's name.

Some people say that age is just a number. In China, ‘Too Young’ is just a name.

is a man who dates girls so young he can't decide if he wants to adopt them or marry them

is a man who, upon being told 'You're a pervert' by his girlfriend, would have to repond, "Well, that sure is a big word for a nine-year old."