Why do women have orgasms?Just another reason to moan, really
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Why do pedophiles like halloween so much?free delivery
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What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
What do Santa Claus and my dad have in common?I’ve never met either
What do Santa Claus and Micheal Jackson have in common?They both leave kids' rooms with empty sacks
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?A liquor cabinet
What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?You have to be asleep before they can slide down the chimney
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?A lickalotopuss
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What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?They both have to smell it, but they don’t get to eat it
Why is Santa Claus so jolly?He knows where all the naughty women live.
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What do you call an 8 day long blowjob?Hanukkah Lewinski
Why should you never take Viagra on Hanukkah?A Hanukkah miracle might make it last for 8 days
Why is a blonde like australia?They're both down under, and no one cares about them