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Why do women have orgasms?Just another reason to moan, really

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Why do pedophiles like halloween so much?free delivery

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What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

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What do Santa Claus and my dad have in common?I’ve never met either

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What do Santa Claus and Micheal Jackson have in common?They both leave kids' rooms with empty sacks

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?A liquor cabinet

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What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?You have to be asleep before they can slide down the chimney

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?A lickalotopuss

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What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?They both have to smell it, but they don’t get to eat it

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?He knows where all the naughty women live.

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What do you call an 8 day long blowjob?Hanukkah Lewinski

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Why should you never take Viagra on Hanukkah?A Hanukkah miracle might make it last for 8 days

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Why is a blonde like australia?They're both down under, and no one cares about them