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Why can’t you hear a psychologist using the bathroom?Because the “p” is silent

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef

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Why did the woman fart after peeing?Because women can't shake it so they need to blow dry.

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Why was the gardener so embarrassed?He wet his plants

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