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is a habit most people put off trying to correct.

Procrastination is a habit most people put off trying to correct.

is a hypocritical deceiver, life's false flatterer consolation.

There is a consolation in life, a false flatterer... there is a safeguard in life, a hypocritical deceiver'it is called postponement.

is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back.

bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back.

is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself.

Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself.

Procrastination is opportunity's assassin.

is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.

so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.

is something best put off until tomorrow.

Procrastination is something best put off until tomorrow.

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