star wars, n.Dad Jokes

What do you call a Mexican jediObi-Juan Kenobi

Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanesTo get to the other side

Why is a droid mechanic never lonelyBecause he's always making new friends

What do you call a Jedi who just don't got it?Obi-Wannabe

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?R2 detour

Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?Because he's always a little short

What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner partyFirst hors d'oeuvres

Have you tried the gluten-free wookiee treats?I heard they are a little Chewy

When does a woman becomes a jedi?When she's good and Reydy

What do you say to a Wampa during the holidaysMerry Hoth-mas

What did Obi-wan say to a struggling young Skywalker in the Chinese Restaurant?Use the forks, Luke

Where does Jabba the Hutt eatPizza Hutt

Why didn't Luke Skywalker cross the roadBecause he got a ticket for Skywalking

How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?With a woo-key

Why did the angry Jedi cross the roadTo get to the Dark Side

What side of an Ewok has the most hair?The outside

Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurantBecause they were serving Mon Calamari

What do you call a jealous sith LordDarth Hater

What Disney song did Darth Vader want to sing when Disney bought the franchise?When You Wish Upon A Death Star

What do you call a Sith rock star?Darth Vedder