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is an organism that turns coffee into software. -.

an organism that turns coffee into software.

is capable only of being any set of two from these three options: fast, reliable, cheap.

Programs for sale: fast, reliable, cheap. choose two.

is guided by ethics such that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.

It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.

is like golf. It's not just about getting the ball in the hole, but also about how many strokes it takes.

not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.

is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

is playwriting and computers are lousy actors.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

is not about writing code that a computer can understand -- any fool can do that. It is about writing code that humans can understand.

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

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