Things People Constantly Misplace

Get Misplaced

glasses

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one-liner

alcohol

drinking

slang

woman

I like my [x] like I like my [y]

Cockney Rhyming Slang

face mask

bullying

beating someone up

glass

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opthalmologist

airplane

New Year's Eve

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test

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apocalypse

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eyesight

is a paradoxical object in that when one loses them, one can't look for them until one finds them.

I lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.

 reminds us that our sight hangs on our ears.

spectacles remind us that our sight hangs on our ears.

 make you look smart, but you fail a test to get them.

Eye glasses make you look smart, but you fail a test to get them.

is representative of intelligence despite the fact that you need to fail a test to get them.

is an article of clothing that makes it so your whole life you're always looking out of a window.

If you wear glasses you are always looking out of a window.

is an amazing invention which has a huge effect on vision; especially after having been emptied of liquor several times.

Glasses have an amazing effect on the eyes, especially after they've been emptied of liquor several times.

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