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is not worth much if it is made without making a convert.

On most lines, making a sale without making a convert does not count for much. Sales made by conviction by advertising are likely to bring permanent customers. People who buy through casual recommendations often do not stick Claude C. Hopkins

is when something costs only slightly above what it is worth.

Sale Price ' What something costs when it is priced only slightly above what it is worth... also what something is priced at the day after we bought it at a higher price.

is where women fight for merchandise that's reduced in price because nobody wanted it in the first place.

A bargain sale is where women fight for merchandise that's reduced in price because nobody wanted it in the first place.

is a place where a woman will ruin a $35 dress to get a house dress for $2.95.

A sale is a place where a woman will ruin a $35 dress to get a house dress for $2.95.

is buying anything you think the store is losing money on.

A woman will buy anything she thinks a store is losing money on

is an opportunity to spend $199 on a $199 coat whose retail price has temporarily been jacked to $300.

An opportunity to spend $199 on a $199 coat whose retail price has temporarily been jacked to $300.

 wants to make you think that you’re stealing.

The boutique wants you to think you’re collecting, the discounter that you’re stealing.

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