boat, n.Dad Jokes

What boat is always sorry for itself?A woe-boat

What did the dentist name his boat?The Tooth Ferry

What do you do with a sick boat?Take it to the doc

2 blokes are in a boat with 3 cigarettes. Unfortunately they have no matches, how do they manage to light their cigarettes?They throw 1 cigarette overboard and it makes the boat a little lighter

What boats talk too much?Kay-yaks

Where do sick boats go to get healthy?To the dock

What do you call a boat that’s 50 percent off?A sale boat