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The stock market and economy are two different things. Milton Friedman

is a place where the only sure way of making a killing is to shoot your broker.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. . . I shot my broker. Groucho Marx

is inherently risky. You should always hedge against your bets, for only when the tide goes out does one learn who's been swimming naked.

Harriet Harman, MP, after the collapse of the investment bank in 2008: It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.

is like judging a newspaper beauty contest in which one must select the six prettiest faces out of a hundred photographs, with the prize going to the person whose selections most nearly conform to those of the group as a whole.

Playing the stock market is analogous to entering a newspaper beauty judging contest in which one must select the six prettiest faces out of a

is based on countless transactions whereby, every time one man buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one man buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

is speculating. There are two times one shouldn't do it: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

is a place where the only way you can make a killing is by shooting your stock broker

I made a killing in the Stock Market. I shot my broker.

is a place where it is very difficult to distinguish a historical high from a hysterical high.

I'd just like to know if the stock market is at a historical high or a hysterical high.

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