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Why did the hydrangea go to therapy?To get to the root of its problems
Why did the hydrangea go to therapy?To get to the root of its problems
What do you call a collage of pictures of all different types of plants?Photosynthesis
What’s a paramedic’s favorite plant?IV
What did the plant say when it woke up in the morning?“Thistle be the best day ever!”
What makes some plants better at math than others?Square roots
How come plants are good friends in times of trouble?They're always sure to photosympathise
What do plants do when they first meet each other?They in-tree-duce themselves
Where do plants invest their money?In the stalk market