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Why did the hydrangea go to therapy?To get to the root of its problems

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What do you call a collage of pictures of all different types of plants?Photosynthesis

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What’s a paramedic’s favorite plant?IV

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What did the plant say when it woke up in the morning?“Thistle be the best day ever!”

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What makes some plants better at math than others?Square roots

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How come plants are good friends in times of trouble?They're always sure to photosympathise

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What do plants do when they first meet each other?They in-tree-duce themselves

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Where do plants invest their money?In the stalk market

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