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is your friend until you lose eye contact with it, at which point it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

is a device resulting in your consuming your beverage from bottom to top rather than from top to bottom.

is an object whose whole point is that you don't not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.

is a portal leading to a whole other beverage dimension

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