straw, n.All

The drinking straw was invented in 1886

What fruit makes drinking easier?The straw-berry

A Straw is the opposite of a snorkel.

A Straw is a long hole with a plastic coating.

If you place 2 straws in your mouth, one inside of a drink and the other on the outside, you won't be able to drink through either of them.

A Straw is your friend until you lose eye contact with it, at which point it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

A Straw is a device with only one hole.

A Straw is a device resulting in your consuming your beverage from bottom to top rather than from top to bottom.

A Straw is a portal leading to a whole other beverage dimension

The Straw is an object whose whole point is that you don't not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.

A Straw is a long portable hole