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is a plumber's art while the practice of medicine is a thinker's art.

The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's. Martin H. Fischer

is a field in which it is better to be lucky than good, and the better you are, the luckier you become.

is an adjunct, more or less valuable to the diagnostician.

is an operation that often enables the patient to live, but more often enables the surgeon to live.

An operation often enables the patient to live, but more often enables the surgeon to live.

is the attempted repair, removal, replacement or rearrangement of uncooperative innards, occasionally necessitating the disposal of the patient (see MALPRACTICE) .

The attempted repair, removal, replacement or rearrangement of uncooperative innards, occasionally necessitating the disposal of the patient (see MALPRACTICE) .

is a field in which you're nobody unless you have at least as many enemies as friends.

is what a surgeon practices. An operation is what a surgeon performs.

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