doctor, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor?It was feeling crummy

Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?Only if you aim it well enough.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?Because it wasn’t peeling well

Why is a doctor always calm?Because it has a lot of patients

What do you do with a sick boat?Take it to the doc

What's the difference between God and a Doctor?God knows he's not a Doctor

Who does the duck go see if he twists a wing?A ducktor

Why did the banana go to the doctor?It wasn’t peeling well

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?It was feeling crumb-y

Why do Doctors make the best JediBecause a Jedi must have patience. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you. The best part of any person is always their Dark Side

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?To knock the penises off the smart ones

Why can’t you trust duck doctors?They’re all quacks

What did the doctor say when the patient insisted on stitching his own wound?she shrugged and said, "fine, suture self"

Where do sick boats go to get healthy?To the dock