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is not a country so much as a neat, clean, quite solvent business.

The Swiss are not a people so much as a neat, clean, quite solvent business.

is a country where, since both its national products melt (snow and chocolate), the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

is a country which (in contrast to Italy which produced the Renaissance from the crucible of warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed) had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce' The cuckoo clock.

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce'

is the land of peace, understanding, milk chocolate, and all those lovely snow-capped tax benefits.

Switzerland is the land of peace, understanding, milk chocolate, and all those lovely snow-capped tax benefits.

Switzerland is basically a bank with other things attached

is, like its cheese, a country with round holes: square pegs need not apply.

is an entire nation that has adopted airport pricing

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