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is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

is luscious ripples of fat extracted from a Latin American bean and soon added to our waistlines.

Luscious ripples of fat extracted from a Latin American bean and soon added to our waistlines.

is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.

Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.

is what, according to research, is liked by fourteen out of every ten individuals.

is beloved by women. There are only two kinds of women in this world - those who love chocolate, and complete bitches.

There are only two kinds of women in this world - those who love chocolate, and complete bitches.

is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.

is not a substitute for love; rather, love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

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