vending machine

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A vending machine is basically a slot machine where you always win.

a vending machine is just a robot cashier

is like a snack lottery for blind people.

To blind people, vending machines are like a snack lottery

vending machines are just 100% guaranteed gacha games

is just a greedy container that holds your snack hostage in exchange for your currency.

Vending machines are just greedy containers that hold your snack hostage in exchange for your currency.

vending machines are just super heavy piñatas.

is like an animal that eats coins and shits chips

Vending machines are like animals that eat coins and shit chips