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What kind of candy is never on time?ChocoLATE

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What is an alien's favorite candy?A Mars Bar

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What candy shrinks when you put it in the dryer?Cotton candy

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What candy do you find in swamps?Marsh-mallows

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How do you sneak candy into the movie theater?it's not hard if you have a few Twix up your sleeve

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