80 (age)

is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender.

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason. Bob Hope

is the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.

(turning eighty) That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.

is an age after which everything reminds you of something else.

After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else.

80 (age), n.Definitions

80 (age)