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Afrikaans (language) is Dutch spoken while trying to expectorate two inhaled bluebottles.
Afrikaans (language) is Dutch spoken while trying to expectorate two inhaled bluebottles.
Afrikaans (language) is Dutch spoken by a Malay slave with plenty of rythym but not enough saliva.
Afrikaans (language) is countrified Dutch, with old-fashioned expressions and an influence from that English.