australia, n.Definitions

Australia is that great America on the other side of the sphere.

Australia is a country where not reading poetry is the national pastime.

Australia is a country of violently loud alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car.

Australia is an amalgam of eight states with independent governments united by mutual resentment.

Australia is a place where living permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother.

Australia is a place where to live permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother.

Australia is a country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

Australia is a country of the South Pacific whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by the preference of the inhabitants to enjoy life as opposed to submitting to ambition