Bob Dylan, n.Definitions

Bob Dylan is a man who sings like he's greeting a dog.

Bob Dylan is a self-parody

Bob Dylan sounds like a vacuum cleaner that's being switched off.

Bob Dylan sounds like a door being opened

Bob Dylan sings like he's making fun of handicapped people

Bob Dylan sounds like a frog being strangled.

Bob Dylan is a singer who sounds like when the batteries run down on your walkman.

Bob Dylan is a man who proves that it is possible to play the harmonica, professionally, for thirty years and still show no sign of improvement.