britain, n.Definitions

Britain is the grit in the European oyster.

Britain is the land of embarrassment and breakfast.

Britain is a pirate spreading misery and ruin over the face of the Earth.

Britain is a country whose summer consists of six weeks of warm rain.

Britain is a place where eating makes you both gain and lose pounds.

Britain is the only country in the world where being 'too clever by half' is an insult.

Britain is unique in that only the brit likes to be told how bad things are and likes to be told the worst.

Britain is the society where the ruling class does not rule, the working class does not work, and the middle class is not in the middle.